Einstein and the Photon
"Wave or particle?" is the question.
It gives Albert indigestion:
Photon is a fickle tickler.
Albert pleads, "Which do you favor?
Dearest Photon, do not waver;
Choose ballistic or vermicular!"
Photon says, elucidating,
"Please don't think I'm vacillating
When I say I'm not particler!"
-- Keith Enevoldsen, 2003